【美帝键盘侠】鹈鹕胜拓荒 美网友：霍勒迪真厉害
[Post Game Thread] The New Orleans Pelicans (2-0) defeat the Portland Trail Blazers (0-2), 111-102 , behind Jrue Holiday's 33 pointsPost Game Thread
【赛后】鹈鹕111-102战胜开拓者，总比分2-0领先，霍勒迪33分、隆多16分10篮板9助攻，安东尼-戴维斯22分13篮板2盖帽2抢断。利拉德三分球7投1中得到17分，麦科勒姆22分。
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[–][WAS] Darvin HamBigBoutros 1407 指標 4小時前
Superman wears Jrue Holiday pajamas
奇才球迷：超人今天穿了朱-霍勒迪的球衣。
[–]packersSB53champs 517 指標 4小時前
They won 2 straight road games in the playoffs goddamn
我的天老爷，他们连续赢下了两个客场，还是在季后赛!
[–][UTA] John StocktonThehealeroftri 321 指標 4小時前
about to win 2 straight home games
爵士球迷：然后他们将会赢下两个主场。
[–][POR] Patty Millsshickard 381 指標 4小時前
thats okay i didn't like basketball anyway
开拓者球迷：好的，我觉得我现在一点都不喜欢篮球了。
[–]sinister_exaggerator 210 指標 4小時前
I hope the Pels finally get the respect they deserve after this post season
我希望水鸟能在季后赛之后赢得他们应该有的尊重。
[–]Pelicansrepthe5 108 指標 4小時前
I’ve been dreaming of that for a decade now
鹈鹕球迷：这十年我一直在做这样一个梦啊！美梦成真了！
[–]packersSB53champs 178 指標 4小時前
Dame always crying about being the underdog nah THE PELS are the real underdogs
利拉德一直觉得他们被低估了哈哈哈，实际上鹈鹕才是真正被轻视的球队吧。
[–]Supersonicsexasperated_dreams 33 指標 4小時前
the Rondo effect
“多”有引力的效果啦。
[–]Magic Tankwagon_A_Day_In_The_Life_ 218 指標 4小時前*
dame disappeared in the second half.
edit: just looked it up to be sure. 13/41 in the series so far. you cannot be the star and be that terrible and win games.
魔术球迷：利拉德在下半场消失了。
编辑：看起来还要更糟糕，41投13中在这个系列赛不要太差，作为明星不能打的这么糟糕，而且这么糟糕的发挥肯定赢不下比赛。
[–]Magic Tankwagon_A_Day_In_The_Life_ 100 指標 4小時前
ya well people were saying dame might be top 5 in the league so holiday having great defense shouldn't mean anything when ur dealing with someone as good as he is.
魔术球迷：当时你们不是说利拉德是前五球员嘛，霍勒迪的防守再好在利拉德面前不都是土鸡瓦狗嘛？
[–][ATL] Zeljko Rebracarewat5 244 指標 4小時前*
Holiday’s got incredible defense too
老鹰球迷：霍勒迪贡献了不可思议的防守表现好吧。
[–][POR] Damian LillardFamilyguy35 690 指標 4小時前
I will have nightmares of Jrue Holiday for the a long time. Dude is fucking insane.
开拓者球迷：霍勒迪将成为我挥之不去的阴影，这家伙真的表现不可思议。
[–][BOS] Kyrie Irvinggoofygoober2 182 指標 4小時前
33 pts...suffocating defense...holy
凯尔特人球迷：33分……还有强大的防守……该死
[–]Cavalierslebron_games 112 指標 4小時前
dame is getting locked down holy shit
骑士球迷：利拉德真是被完全锁死了。
[–][POR] Al-Farouq Aminueats_shoots_and_pees 74 指標 4小時前*
To be fair, Holliday isn't locking Dame down alone. They be double and triple teaming him. Not to say that Holliday isn't playing elite defense. He is.
开拓者球迷：老实说，霍勒迪并没有一个人锁死利拉德，他们一直在双人或者三人包夹利拉德，当然这不是说霍勒迪没打出精英防守，他也确实打出了好的防守。
[–][POR] Brandon RoyNevermoreSEA 145 指標 4小時前
I'll have nightmares of ET.
开拓者球迷：埃文-特纳也是我这辈子的阴影了。
[–]Pelicansdanceswithsharks 61 指標 4小時前
The movie? It wasn’t THAT scary
鹈鹕球迷：你是说《E.T》这部电影嘛？老哥一点都不恐怖啊。
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[–]HeatNumber333 1268 指標 4小時前
I am so freaking happy for Jrue Holiday. I feel like everyone(myself included) was baffled by that contract he got given all of his injury problems but to see him balling the fuck out with that offensive rebound and dagger 3 to clinch 30 and put the Pels up 5... plus all the shit his wife went through, just fantastic for him.
热火球迷：我真的为朱-霍勒迪开心，我感觉每个人都因为被他的伤病、他的大合同给迷惑了，但是他的三分以及在关键时刻的表现帮助鹈鹕拿到好的名次……除此之外还有他妻子不幸的遭遇，这场比赛对他来说太梦幻了。
[–]76ersWilt2DrJ2Chuck2AI2Jo 328 指標 4小時前
i miss him. so happy to see him balling out right now
76人球迷：我有点想他了，很开心能看到他现在打出来。
[–][UTA] John StocktonThehealeroftri 153 指標 4小時前
He's increased his stock so much in just the two games we've seen in the playoffs.
爵士球迷：季后赛就打了两场比赛，他就提升如此之大，真是不可思议。
[–][BOS] Marcus SmartIbakaFlockaFlame 90 指標 4小時前
He was playing great in the regular season (quietly), but now he’s looking like an absolute max player.
凯尔特人球迷：他在常规赛打得也不赖，但是现在他看起来是一个完全体的顶薪球员。
[–]Trail BlazersRoyez 794 指標 5小時前
[–][POR] Damian LillardFamilyguy35 331 指標 4小時前
Me watching the Blazers in the post season every year
开拓者球迷：这是我每年看我拓季后赛的心情。
[–][BOS] Paul PierceMan0nTheMoon915 1817 指標 5小時前
You know the game is over when Playoff Rondo swishes a 3
凯尔特人球迷：当季后赛隆多命中三分的时候，比赛就结束了。
[–]Heat BandwagonJayveesac 990 指標 5小時前
Rajon Rondo
Lower seed
Games on TNT
The Blazers were fucking doomed from the start
热火球迷：拉简-隆多
更低的种子顺序
TNT直播
开拓者一开始就输了啊。
[–][POR] Patty Millsshickard 221 指標 4小時前
If I learned anything from the Bulls-Celtics series last year it's that Ronodo must die for us to now win this fucking series. Great.
开拓者球迷：如果要我说从去年公牛对阵凯尔特人的系列赛中学到什么的话，那就是如果我们想赢，我们就必须要先干死隆多。
[–]LakersNarstyHobbitses 531 指標 5小時前
Playoff.
Rondo.
湖人球迷：就说两个词：季后赛、隆多。
[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 258 指標 5小時前
Its the real deal. He let Boston slide last year
公牛球迷：确实是，看看上赛季的凯尔特人就知道了。
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[–]Magic Tankwagon_A_Day_In_The_Life_ 113 指標 5小時前
i wish cousins wasn't hurt. him davis and rondo would be straight dominating the blazers. dame has completely disappeared the first two games. people were saying he was top 5. he isn't even playing close to the best on his team yet alone top 5 in the league.
[–]Jazz BandwagonJC_Frost 816 指標 5小時前
Since shaving his beard Nikola Mirotic has balled out of his mind. On April 4th he revealed his newly shaven face and said he did it because he felt like the team needed a change.
Mirotic in the 12 games he played prior to the shave: 8.9/6.9/1.3/0.8/0.5 in 24.5 minutes/game on 32/23/76 shooting splits. Pels were 5-7 in these games.
Mirotic in the 7 games since the shave: 23.1/11.3/1.4/1.2/1.4 in 35.1 minutes/game on 54/45/100 shooting splits. Pels are 7-0 in these games.
BLESSED BE NAKEDFACE NIKO
爵士球迷：自从米罗蒂奇没了胡子之后他就爆发了，没人吹一波嘛？在4月4号他展示了一波自己的新造型之后，他向媒体表示自己这么打扮的原因是因为球队需要改变。
在没剃胡子之前的12场比赛里，他场均8.9分6.9个篮板，投篮命中率/三分球命中率以及罚球命中率分别是32%、23%以及76%，在那个阶段鹈鹕战绩为5胜7负。
在此后的七场比赛中米罗蒂奇场均23.1分11.3个篮板，三个命中率分别为54%、45%和100%，鹈鹕还没输过球。
[–]HornetsYizWasHere 287 指標 5小時前
The beard was holding him back. Anti-James Harden.
黄蜂球迷：胡子影响了米罗蒂奇的发挥啊，这和哈登相反啊。
[–]NBAEnque 142 指標 5小時前
What if Harden gets even better if he shaved his beard. He just doesn't know it yet.
实际上哈登剃了胡子之后会更强，只是他自己不知道这一点罢了。
[–]CelticsCrouchingPuma 207 指標 5小時前
Imagine Harden right now being the bad version of Harden
凯尔特人球迷：想象一下，现在的哈登是垃圾版本的哈登。
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[–][POR] Pat ConnaughtonSnowden42 114 指標 5小時前
We’re the trash bros now.
开拓者球迷：现在我们才是垃圾兄弟啊。
[–]Pelicansaase458 1048 指標 5小時前
You, an ordinary fan: Jrue Holiday is overpaid
Me, an intellectual: Jrue Holiday is underpaid
鹈鹕球迷：
从前，作为一个普通球迷：霍勒迪个垃圾，根本不值这么多钱。
现在的我作为一个智者：你们怎么就给霍勒迪这么小的一个合同。
[–]Raptorsraptorsbucketnator 269 指標 5小時前
Blazers about to receive that 2015 raptors treatment lmfao
猛龙球迷：开拓者难道会像2015年的我龙一样嘛？
[–][POR] Al-Farouq AminuFuckingTeemo 231 指標 5小時前
Every day the blazers find new and fun ways to disappoint me
开拓者球迷：每天开拓者都会找到新且有趣的方式来让我失望。
[–][NOP] Anthony DavisKevDen 157 指標 5小時前
JRUE HOLIDPOY
鹈鹕球迷：朱-霍能防。
[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 259 指標 5小時前
JRUE HOLIDAY IS A FUCKING DAWGGGG. That 5yr/126 milli contract sure seems worth it right now.
Injuries made me forget how good he is. FIRST TEAM ALL DEFENSE pls
公牛球迷：霍勒迪真的强，5年1.26亿合同今天看起来是真的值啊。
伤病让我忘记了他有多强了，让他进防守一阵啊。
[–]JazzBroken_RM 130 指標 5小時前
Play Off Rondo: Legendary Turtle
Plus 5 Court Vision
Plus 3 Defensive Aura
Minus 2 Outside Shot
Plus 1 Clutch Corner 3
季后赛隆多：超神龟仙人
球场视野：+5
防守能力：+3
外线投篮：-2
关键底角三分：+1
[–]Knicks Tankswagonbootum 568 指標 5小時前
I asked Damian Lillard about Jrue Holiday’s strong start to the series and if he takes that matchup personally. He responded, “Who?” I said, “Jrue Holiday.”
Lillard: “I don’t even know who the $@%# that is.”
尼克斯球迷：当时我问利拉德对于霍勒迪有什么看法，他的反应是“他是谁？
”我的回应是：“朱-霍勒迪。”
利拉德：“我特么根本不知道他是谁。”
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[–]Trail BlazersAmatuerWriter 601 指標 5小時前
Fuck the Blazers. They're fucking trash. You can tell I'm only saying this because I love them, just as parents beat their kids.
开拓者球迷：该死的开拓者，打得和垃圾一样，我这么说是因为我爱这支球队爱得深沉，就像家长打孩子一样。
[–]76ers BandwagonB-i-s-m-a-r-k 218 指標 5小時前
Pls be good to your children
76人球迷：对你的孩子好一点。
[–]Warriors BandwagonMY-NAME_IS_MY-NAME 715 指標 5小時前
Jrue Holliday, Anthony Davis, and Rajon Rondo stand in front of a fireplace. Anthony Davis kisses a Demarcus Cousins jersey as he lays it in the fire.
"We'll get them next year boys," Davis says.
Rondo angrily throws his cup at the wall.
"Them youngin's woulda been sleepin' on Playoff Rondo...this was our year."
Jrue Holliday angry shakes his fist in the air, but that's it.
"Don't worry boys, I'll save your season."
The three Pelicans stars turn around.
"Who are you?" Davis asks.
"It's me. Nikola Mirotic. I'm from the future."
Rondo stares intensely at future Mirotic.
"It really is you, Niko. What happened to your beard?"
"I've sacrificed it to bring a championship to Bourbon Street. "
"You're not even on our team, and you wouldn't replace Boogie's production." Davis smartly remarks.
Mirotic smiles. "In a few days, my friends. The beard sacrifice will give our team special powers. Ever wonder why James Harden vanishes when his team needs him most?"
Mirotic walks past the stars and into the fire where he vanishes.
"What do you think boys, do we think Niko is our savior?" Davis asks.
"Yes." Holliday says as he smiles.
勇士球迷：霍勒迪。戴维斯以及隆多坐在火葬场前面，戴维斯吻了考辛斯的球衣，后者已经在火中被燃为灰烬了。
“我们可能要在下个赛季才能进入季后赛了，”戴维斯说道。
隆多懊恼地把自己的帽子摔倒了地上。
“季后赛版的隆多还在沉睡中……这本应该是属于我们的赛季。”
朱-霍勒迪愤怒地挥舞着自己的拳头，但他能做的也就这些了。
“不用担心，我的孩子们，我会拯救你们的。”
三名鹈鹕球员回头寻找谁在发声。
“是我，尼古拉-米罗蒂奇，我来自未来。”
隆多瞪着来自未来的米罗蒂奇。
“是你，没错，你的胡子咋了。”
“我牺牲了我的胡子换来剃胡总冠军。”
“你又不是我们队伍的，你也不能代替考辛斯的作用啊。”戴维斯敏锐地反应道。
米罗蒂奇微笑着说：“几日之后我就会来到你们球队，胡子的牺牲会给我们球队带来不可思议的力量，知不知道为什么当火箭需要哈登时他却萎靡不振了嘛？”
米罗蒂奇说罢就消失在了火中。
“你们怎么看，米罗蒂奇是我们的救世主嘛？”戴维斯问道。
“是的。”霍勒迪也露出了神秘莫测的微笑。
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来源：Reddit
编译：万事胜意
坎宁安：德克是我最喜欢的球员，见证独行侠夺冠激励了我
虎扑08月02日讯 今日，NBA官方Instagram发布一段活塞新秀凯德-坎宁安在选秀大会上的采访。
当被问到他从小崇拜的球员，坎宁安说：“在成长过程中，德克-诺维茨基一向是我最喜欢的球员。我来自阿灵顿市，属于DAW地区（达拉斯-阿灵顿-沃思堡）的一部分，能够见证达拉斯独行侠队在2011年赢得总冠军，那对我是一种激励。篮球一向是我喜爱的运动，但看到我的城市的球队登上篮球之巅，我也想达到那个高度。所以我会说德克是我心中第一喜欢的球员。”
(编辑：姚凡)
